His story (verbatim):
I was walking in the forest, when all of a sudden, a huge, ferocious, mean, nasty, scary grizzly bear leapt out of the trees, intent on stealing my fruit bar. We wrestled for a while, and after a few right hooks and an uppercut to his snout, I forced him onto the ground and held him down in a hammerlock. Knowing how much you love exotic fiber, I whipped out my trusty comb, ran it through his/her pelt, and collected the fur in this handy orange pail that I always take camping, because you never know when you'll need one.
The real story, needless to say, revolved around the nearby bear park, a kind manager, and the same orange pail...
Never having gotten close enough to a bear to run my fingers through its fur, I was prepared for just about anything. My sense, from looking at bears from a respectfully healthy distance, is that the fur would be rather coarse. And I was right.
Not surprisingly, bears shed in the summer months. The fur is a mixture of long hairs and a reasonably soft undercoat. We washed it gently in a bit of detergent, the rinsed it and let it dry in a mesh bag overnight.
Raw grizzly bear fiber
I spent an hour with a fine-toothed comb and removed the outer hairs, leaving a handful of springy short fur that felt quite like Shetland wool. And like wool, bear fur is well lubricated, containing a healthy amount of, um, bear oil?
Dehaired grizzly bear fiber
I didn't think that spinning the undiluted fur would be rewarding, so I grabbed a bit of merino/silk, and carded it with the bear fiber. The ratio was about 30% grizzly, 70% merino/silk.
Grizzly bear fiber carded with merino/silk
Grizzly bear fiber and merino/silk rolag
Then I grabbed a Tibetan supported spindle and spun it into a single, two plies of which will make a fingering weight yarn.
Grizzly bear fiber and merino/silk, spun on a supported spindle
This stuff is surprisingly pleasant to spin--springy and not the least bit slippery, thanks to the natural oils. It was easy to pluck out the remaining coarse hairs, producing a lively yarn which, while not luxuriously soft, would make interesting outerwear. And Roy, after his death-defying escapade, certainly deserves an ear warmer made from handspun merino/silk/grizzly bear.
The fur was donated by Mikie, a Rocky Mountain Grizzy, ten feet tall, weighing in at a svelte 1000 pounds. Mikie's day job is acting; he starred in Budwiser commercials in 1997 and 1998. No, I don't know what he was doing with the beer. Probably eating the cans whole.
Ok, definitely time for you to move in with me. This way instead of having to wait for you to ship me things from your shop, I can have instant access to everything in your shop. I am going to card that bear fur with some CVM and make a hat to send my cousin, I may even add some pink firestar to it just because. He's always sending me weird things he finds and asking me if I can spin it into something. I know he'll love the grizzly.
ReplyDeleteThere seem to be no limits to your courage and determination! But how can we prevent other grizzly bears to be attracted by such a hat?
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the coolest things I have ever read. (had to be said)
ReplyDeleteHow interesting! Never thought of bear fur for yarn!
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to add this to the next edition of The Book!
ReplyDeleteWhat a cool story! I suppose any animal with fur can be spun but I think bear is very exotic. Good for you in trying it.
ReplyDeleteOnly you would spin bear fur. :-)
ReplyDeleteWhat next, spider hair?
ReplyDeleteNow dreaming of Grizzly bear hiking socks...
ReplyDeleteJust got back from a trip to Denali National Park and your post felt right in line. Woozza
ReplyDeleteI can just see my brothers doing something like that, complete with outrageous story.
ReplyDeleteIt looks awesome! And now you have the perfect fiber related one-up. "Yeah? Well, I spun grizzly fur!"
What a terrific story! I never heard about spinning bear fur, your mixing the hair with silk/merino is simply brilliant.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great tale about "the one that got away".
ReplyDeleteBears LOVE beer; I have seen a "tamed" one guzzle it from a long-neck bottle--which he held himself, thank you. The problem with giving beer to a bear is that he never wants to say "No more". I don't want to think about the hangover after....
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm keeping the student spindle -- would you like my new drop spindle instead?
What happens if he wants his fur back?
ReplyDeleteJust give him the hat real quick and RUN!
mrrrf? (you said it first)
ReplyDeleteIn the words of some of my favorite Dr Seuss characters,
ReplyDeleteWe are here! We are Here! We are HERE!!
Darn, someone said mrrrf already. I'll say xyzzy or maybe plugh instead.
ReplyDeleteHi....(kath1996 waves wildly and jumps up and down in order to be noticed)
ReplyDeleteYou write the most amazing blog.
The end
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Hi....(kath1996 waves wildly and jumps up and down in order to be noticed)
ReplyDeleteYou write the most amazing blog.
The end
(there....I wrote something)
I never comment on blogs but just for you....
ReplyDeleteYou're not just talking to air :)
ReplyDeleteColor me impressed! LOVE your blog, and love the bear story.
ReplyDeleteIt would be interesting if you could get hold of some fur from a female bear in order to compare them. The tall hats worn by Guards regiments in the British Army (and other armies) are called bearskins (frequently incorrectly called busbies) and while the hats for other ranks are made from fur from male bears, the officers' hats are made from fur from female bears, because it's softer. I think they use Canadian bear skins bought from licensed Inuit traders. It looks as if your husband will have to go out into the woods again.
ReplyDeleteLove this! I have been spinning exotics for a while now...Just started some Black Bear, and I have Timber Wolf, Black-backed Jackal, Coyote, and Badger. :)I use it for macrame type necklaces and I use ALL of the hair, usually mixed with wool. The black bear is mixed with Jacob sheep's wool about 75/25. Mostly bear.
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